Opposite Sex for a Day

If I could be the opposite sex for one day, the first thing I would accomplish would be to write down most of the thoughts I have, so when I turn back into a male, I would know more of what females think about half the time. I would also pray that it isn't "that time of the month." Then I would apply makeup so people don't think I'm ugly. I would also have to realize I have to go into the "She Moes" instead of the "He Moes" at Moe's Southwestern Grill. Life wouldn't be very joyful for me during that day.